/lit/ - Literature

'Man, it's cold outside today.'
'Cold?'
'You know, like, the opposite of hot?'
'You deal in opposites? That's news to me.'
'News? Delivered like a newspaper to your mind?'
'Gee, that would be interesting.'
'Gee? Since when did you start saying gee?'
'Oh, I heard it once and now I'm hooked.'
'Hooked? Like Captain Hook.'
It was at that point that she turned out the light and slowly licked the tip of my cock. I truly was being licked by Autism Alaska.

What's this guy's IQ? Must be at least 180.

Also, what's his endgame?

>"He ate the last of the eggs and wiped the plate with the tortilla and ate the tortilla and drank the last of the coffee and wiped his mouth and looked up and thanked her."

>2015
>Not liking John Greens work
> one of the best writers of our generation

>>7824483

"Converting all my readers into feminists is merely the beginning. I will not leave this world without seeing the white man back in chains and subservient to his Jewish overlords. My great, great grandson was one of the 6060060060 billion Jews that perished at the hand of Hitler during WW2. His death will be avenged."

- John Green, Looking For Alaska, 2013.

What do you guys think he meant by this?
What are your thoughts on John Green as an author VS John Green as a political activist?

>>7182517
it's like a metaphor

>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it.”

>“People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didn't believe in that. Tomorrow wasn't getting ready for them. It didn't even know they were there.”
>“Every day is a lie. But you are dying. That is not a lie. ”
>“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”

I wonder if he actually thinks real people talk like this.

>>6468435
>"How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it's just words."

>>6417571
"Okay? Okay."

whats so bad about this guy? any legit reasoning or is everyone here massive butthurt faggots.

>there will always be a john green thread on /lit/

Let's talk about this for real, /lit/. What's so bad about him?

Is John Green the biggest cuck in YA?