/lit/ - Literature

u mad cuz the Gurm is stylin' on ya?

My name is George RR Martin, but your mamma calls me Gurm,
she's sucking my dragon eggs till I fill her with sperm.

I'm 350 pounds of literary anhilation,
I'll kill your favorite characters as my daily masturbation.

You fuckers back down, you know I already said this,
Messed with me before, and your Stark became headless.

You like Danaerys? Want to see her go to the West?
Fuck it anyway, I'll be dead before I write the rest.
But who really gives a shit? Wildcards is the fucking best
I'll write 8 more shit books before I START this crapfest.

Sex in every other chapter, cuz you bitches ain't gettin laid.
I don't give a fuck, you know I already got it made.
I'll never finish this saga, but I sure as hell ain't afraid.
I'm fat as shit, but still richer than Dennis Quade.

In case it wasn't clear, I got cash to the 9 digits,
You can't stop me, I'll live forever through my midgets.

Just like Jon Snow, you niggahs know nada,
My books got more loose threads than the greyjoy armada.