/lit/ - Literature

>>18115264
I'm the original OP of this, it was always Stirner.
There has been many variations after by impersonators (pic related) but the original story is about Stirner and goes a little something like this:

Stirner literally shit himself in the woods /lit/, a colossal Grizzly Bear charged at him and he froze where he stood. Sweat rolled down his "gotcha" shaped brow, and then dripped onto his leather, moleskin Boots. He quickly imagined scenarios where the bear would just run past him or false charge him only for it to just dissappear into the thicket. He wrote about the matter in a letter to his friend, Samuel Brook: "I was trembling with the utmost fear, my mind picturing images of my childhood that came like a visceral tidal wave, in a fraction of a second I was flipped from one mood to the next. My heartrate was irratic. My brow sopping wet with sweat. My philosophy had achieved me nothing in the face of the ineffable sublime. I slowly meandered back to my lodgings with uncontrolled excrement seeping down my garments"

SPOOKED
TREMBLING
STIRNER IN SHAMBLES
nice one /lit/

(The "nice one" at the end really rounds it off I feel.)

ok

I'm a Janny and I'm bumping this thread!

Pls no deletie Jannies, I'm spreading the good word of the wood shitting fiasco!

>not a member of the wood shitters
How can he, Spinoza (PBUH), be stopped bros?

THE SHIT LAY IN THE WOODS! OP ACTUALLY PROVED EMPIRICALLY THAT STIRNER SHIT HIS POT FULL AND SPOOKS CLOCKED HIS FLACID SHAFT!

>>17447144
OP never sleeps bro
He is awake, every second of the day, Shamblesposting.
He never rests.
He never reads.
He never thinks.
He just Shamblesposts.

Stirner literally shit himself in the woods anon. Please understand this.

>>17444132
You missed the real fun anon

What's his endgame?