/lit/ - Literature

>>22000273
>calls me brownoid but I'm pinkoid
Are you having reading comprehension problems or something?
And the company I work for doesn't sell AI...we use it internally to create things and to evaluate work.
You truly know less than nothing.
Do you do anything intelligent and useful for a living, or do you just sit on your dead NEET ass and seethe uselessly?
Oh, and spoiler alert...I'm not even OP. I am sometimes, but not today.
>>22000283
I'm trying to defeat the crabs using discourse.
Are YOU doing anything to help?

>>21968396
> Could Head Pats Save The World?
A light-hearted short story told from the perspective of a pet dog who wonders if life would be so much better for everyone if they just had someone to metaphorically scratch them behind the ears.
> The Shirt With A Bullet Hole From Target
A first-person point-of-view from an active shooter who is sick of never finding what he needs from the only general store for 40 miles - a Target.
> Breakfast At McDonald's
A burger flipper ponders his past, present, and future as a chaotic kitchen roils around him. Told in the second person as the narrator talks himself through his life decisions.
> Frappes of Wrath
Sequel to Breakfast at McDonalds, Frappes of Wrath follows the tale of a lactose-intolerant diabetic who is hopelessly addicted to the creamy coffees served by McDonalds. Little does he/she (I don't care) know that the coffees do actually contain addictive substances and his/her attempts to break free have been met with ever-increasing withdrawal symptoms.
> The Whimsical Chronicles of Riddick Ghey
A slice-of-life, The Whimsical Chronicles record the days of city-slicker Riddick Ghey. From navigating public transit to get anywhere to sucking schlong, Riddick takes you for a walk in his shoes (and a kneeling on his knees) of daily life as a cityfag.
> Kicking Cola Cans at Dawn While Walking to Work
A coming-of-age novel following Douglas, a very average man who has to come to terms with leading a very average life. Most readers agree - "This was the most dull piece of shit I've ever picked up!"
> American Sunset
A chronological study of the end of American Imperialism as it metamorphosed from outright conquest, through the age of fighting self-righteous wars of freedom for other countries, to it's failing subversion of enemy justifications and finally it's violent thrashing at defected allies who now fear the "freedom" that the United States proposes.
Man, that sounded really douchy, but it's not technically wrong as more countries slowly defect from the petrodollar to the yen and face economic retaliation, which only drives them further towards China's embrace.