/lit/ - Literature

If you had to do a comedic parody of a popular writer who would you do and how would you make your impersonation funny?

Should I use the word shemergency for my female character who's a bad bitch that doesn't take shit from nobody?

>at my favourite cafe, working on my writing
>about to leave, go to pay QT pie waitress
>gonna tip her like normal
>pull out wallet and give her a whole note
>tell her "that's for you" and smile
>notice there's the same amount of money still in my wallet
>look at what I actually gave her
>it's the outline of a short story
>she's reading it in the corner
>it's about her
>it's explicitly erotic
>i drop the money and run

Do you keep notes, anons?

>>21474343
Which version of Blood Meridian? The Audible one?

>>21452401
>>21453214
Who the hell is making these?