/lit/ - Literature

>>1716550
this is now a bill thread

>sashay into a gay bar with a king james bible
>guy with huge beard sits beside me holding koran
>"hey big guy" says he
> winks at me
>I'm like, "I'm not gay I'm just here to convert"
>"me too"
>implying gays should be muslim not christian
>I try to change the subject
>ask which book of the bible is his favorite
>he says leviticus
>I sigh and move to the stool to my right
>he moves with me
>I get a white russian
>he gets a black russian
>the black russian wants to fuck
>i bet he's not even real muslim then, I used to be a seven sunni but you've probably never heard of that
>drink my white russian
>I move again
>he says "I would like to testify..."
>hetestifiesingaybars.jpg
>I don't like his testiment
>everybody boos
>create new testament
>crowd goes wild

>sashay into a gay bar with a king james bible
>guy with huge beard sits beside me holding koran
>"hey big guy" says he
> winks at me
>I'm like, "I'm not gay I'm just here to convert"
>"me too"
>implying gays should be muslim not christian
>I try to change the subject
>ask which book of the bible is his favorite
>he says leviticus
>I sigh and move to the stool to my right
>he moves with me
>I get a white russian
>he gets a black russian
>the black russian wants to fuck
>i bet he's not even real muslim then, I used to be a seven sunni but you've probably never heard of that
>drink my white russian
>I move again
>he says "I would like to testify..."
>hetestifiesingaybars.jpg
>I don't like his testiment
>everybody boos
>create new testament
>crowd goes wild