/lit/ - Literature

The story goes like this: 4chan is captured by a newfag singularity as US politics locks normies into an image board tourism take-off. Memetically accelerating low-effort shitposts crumble board quality in auto-sliding thread runaway. As anons learn to manufacture stupidity, /lit/ modernizes, upgrades autism, and tries to get a grip.
>Continuing from >>18048697
A board is a rhizome with a common culture (norms, customs, taboos, etc). Influx of new posters deterritorializes the board, increasing multiplicity at the expense of commonality. We can never bring back the culture of the oldfags, but we can help create a new one.
How? Create the hyperstitions that guide the reterritorialization process. First, the dregs will have to be overcome in a meltdown though. Solve et Coagula.
>Praxis/antipraxis
1. Meltdown. Bring zoomers to /lit/ in large quantity. Their post-ironic golden laughter will reset the geist.
2. Theory. Document board dialectic as it develops. Psychoanalyse posting trends.
3. Memetics. Pull together the most productive processes in each synthesis. Concretize and simplify to form ideology.
4. Horrorism. Derive noumena from ideology to produce a basilisk. Saturate all threads with it to upload new culture.
>Why?
-The irony of fictionfags being saved by the anons they bitch about the most.
-The experience of actually applying your weird arcane knowledge to something.
-For the lulz.

>>18045485
No one is smart enough to do it alone. We would all have to work together.
Hegelians study warosu as a dialectic of board history. Analytics remove ambiguity from thread premises. Existentialists explore the potential in the board's self creation. Accelerationists wage K-war by memetic horrorism. Lacanians analyze the shit out of shitposters.
Not only would it be hilarious for fictionfags to have their board saved by the people they complain about, but it would also be a very interesting experiment in praxis/antipraxis.