/lit/ - Literature

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#2 would be the Jefferson Bible. He basically takes every single quote from Jesus directly and makes a neat little book out of it. All of the context is stripped as it's exclusively quotes meant to be his distilled teachings. So I would say it's something you should read AFTER the new testament. I read it before reading the bible, which was a mistake.
I always think upon this book very sourly. I was reading it in a wooded area and some middle aged creep was following me. I stopped to let him pass and he stopped to talk to me. He then asked me if I wanted to get my dick sucked.