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You get what you deserve

>Luther: You think men like Leo X ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think that we’ll just sit down and take it like good little boys! That we wont werewolf and go wild!
>Charles V: You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, Martin, you sound like you’re making excuses for breaking out from the church. I’m telling ya, not everyone is awful.
>Luther: You’re awful Charles.
>Charles V: I’m awful? Oh yeah how am I awful?
>Luther: Declaring me heretic, inviting me to Imperial Diet... You just wanted to make fun of me. You’re just like the rest of them!
>Charles V: You don’t know the first thing about me pal. Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There are riots out there because of what you did. Two noblemen are in critical condition. You’re laughing, you’re laughing. Peasants are revolting because of what you did.
>Luther: I know... How about another joke, Charles?
>Charles V: I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes.
>Luther: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill friar...
>Charles V: I don't think so.
>Luther: ...With a church that excommunicates him and treats him like trash?!
>Charles V: I think we're done here now, thank you.
>Luther: I’ll tell you what you get!
>Charles V: Call the guards, Johann. Call the guards!
>Luther: YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
*Nails 95 theses directly into the emperor's skull*

Imagine liking a story where God and the devil torture a righteous man for shits and giggles, killing his children and wife, and stripping him of all of his possessions, just because they can
And then imagine thinking that liking that story makes you an interesting person
And then imagine posting that you think you're a better person for liking that story on a japanese pornography website
And imagine that while you do post that, you get the most popular Bible verse wrong, thereby proving that you have no idea what you're talking about
Must suck to be a christcuck

>Luther: You think men like Leo X ever think what it’s like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don’t. They think that we’ll just sit down and take it like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
>Charles V: You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, Martin, you sound like you’re making excuses for breaking out from the church. I’m telling ya, not everyone is awful.
>Luther: You’re awful, Charles.
>Charles V: I’m awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?
>Luther: Declaring me a heretic, inviting me to Imperial Diet, you’re just like the rest of them.
>Charles V: You don’t know the first thing about me, pal. There is revolt out there because of what you did. Peasants are killing nobles, you’re laughing, you’re laughing!
>Luther: I know... I know. How about another joke, Charles?
>Charles V: I think we’ve heard enough of your jokes.
>Luther: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill friar, with a church that excommunicates him and treats him like trash?!
>Charles V: I think we're done here now, thank you.
>Luther: I’ll tell you what you get!
>Charles V: Call the guards, Eck. Call the guards!
>Luther: YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
*Nails 95 theses directly into emperor's skull*