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AW SHIT, CMON FUCKER, YOU KNEW I'D SHOW UP
I'M THE BIG DOG, YOU'RE A QUIVRIN' PUP.
I DRESS LIKE A PIMP, MY WARDROBE AIN'T MILD--PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, ITS OSCAR WILDE!!!!!!
WHEN THEY SEE ME ROUND TOWN THEY CALL ME A DANDY, BUT THAT DON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT MY BOOKS SELL LIKE CANDY.
BEING EARNEST IS IMPORTANT, OR SO I SAY, WHICH IS WHY I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, YES, I'M GAY.
I GOT THROWN IN THE BIG HOUSE FOR FUCKIN A DUDE, BUT LEMME SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, IT WASN'T SO CRUDE.
I WINED HIM, DINED HIM, YEAH I LIKE EM' YOUNG--AND AFTER THAT I TREATED HIM TO MY SILVER TONGUE.