/lit/ - Literature

Smoke a bowl of crack and let an text-to-speech device record and print out your tweaker ravings.
Bind them in fancy beautiful covers, give some famous titles, and let people read them.
Never mention to anyone that asks

>>19958791
mark twain looks like, if he were to yell at a black man doing some black man activates, that he could really put some *oomph* into the "NIGGER!"
you know? some real hoostpa, some enthusiasm

>>16208371
wow some really unbiased works here!

>>15585938
gorilla third best primate after pongo and gibbon.

>>14780874
I AM DIAMONDS

>>14206246
>George Bush Sr. and Hunter Thompson sodomizing some boys in front of an audience for shit and giggles while off duty

>>12730988
I never inferred getting pussy was easy. It's tough as hell for anyone other than those guys who bleed confidence etc. What I'm trying to say is that we live in an age where sex is easy to access via porn, so most men see this easy access and impart that fucking is just as easy, but when it comes to talking and dealing with another person who stands guard to that thing, a lot may give up because they can't attain that.

I'm all for healthy sexuality/pornography but the sheer amount of nude bodies one can see in a day via the screen is bound to mess up a lot of people and their perception of relationships.

>>11866935
>when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves, she's treated as some kind of ridiculous Soapbox Sadie
That's because she went full retard and tried immediately starting some autistic underground railroad hat scheme that automatically failed since she didn't own them so she couldn't free them. She would've been portrayed in a much better light if she didn't act so idiotic over the whole thing. Also Hermione's a psychopath who got a woman gangraped by centaurs and held another one hostage in a jar for a few weeks with barely any food or water, which makes her going into maximum overdrive over elves that borderline fetishize being slaves even more confusing.