/lit/ - Literature

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>wtf is iranman
/lit/ history lesson. Chapter 32:

"Iranman Alekseyevich wanted to sample The Kharmsian Delights for himself, but an evil dictator wouldn't let him. So he spat, and ventured onto the interwebs where he met Ocranon Smentov.

Ocranon Smentov had a good heart, and promised to help the noble Arab on his mission, but he became corrupted by an ideal vision of the future, and he stabbed Iranman Alekseyevich in the back while two old ladies tumbled from a window.

We all watched in terror. All hope seemed to be lost for Iranman Alekseyevich, when out of nowhere two humble knights called Scanbro Gorshkov, and Designbro Rokossovsky came to the rescue. They picked up Iranman Alekseyevich by the scruff of his neck, and, after removing a grape from his eye, allowed him to view the wondrous splendour of The Kharmsian Delights.

Everyone was overjoyed as Scanbro Gorshkov and Designbro Rokossovsky also revealed the delights to the world too. We threw a child into a pit to celebrate. That's all I'm going to say about it."