/lit/ - Literature

Swift
Aldo Leopold
Shakespeare
Melville
Plato
(Norm for a bonus, non-"literary" author)

i'll be 28 in may and im thinking of going to school as well. id like to bullshit my way into a prestigious university and get it paid for by the government or grants because i'm a minority (sorry op but taking out massive student loans is a pretty stupid idea).

my plan is major in english and make lots of friends in the humanities who will be able to get me work writing nonsense for liberal rags in the future, and generally be a laze-about in that bohemian rakish fashion getting by on my charm. my plan may sound pretty foolish but there's always someone out there willing to pay for your lifestyle.

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>Why should I do that?

incredible. my whole life i wondered what the answer was, and here you were this whole time giving me the solution to all my problems for free.