/lit/ - Literature

If you anons are interested in something a little less ubiquitous, might I recommend my Call of the Horror series? I have almost all 4-5 star reviews on each of my books and don't rely on a JewTube platform to sell myself, nor did I kowtow to ((their)) big publishing industry.
I implore you all to check out my work. It's only .99 for each book and free with Amazon Prime, which itself comes with a free trial. My books are basically being given away!

I heard pynchon ghostwrote this one... free on kindl, leave a goodreads review.

>>17304223
Glad to see you're interested! My books are free with Kindle Unlimited, which has a two month free trial; it's like piracy, but you, still support the author!

Don't sweat which book to start with, either. The unorthodox, and genius, of my series, is that they can be read, in any order. Yes, there are 120 variations of which you can read my 5 books in, and you will come out the other end with a different experience and meaning than someone who read it in a different order.

So, go ahead, take the plunge.

Read my books.

>>17303700
Haha, I didn't forget a thing. Just trying to encourage some future, anons, to follow their dreams and become a published author such as myself.

By the way, my books are free with Kindle Unlimited, which has a two month free trial! Give my series a try, you won't be disappointed.

Also,

They can be read in any order ;)

>>17302844
The thing is, you may be tempted to pirate my books, and if you do, that's fine, because you will enjoy, the ride, and after you finish the roller coaster that is just ONE book from my series, Call of the Horror, you will be simply itching to read another, and to support ME and buy them.

However, there IS another option.

My books are free on Kindle Unlimited! You can pirate and support, me, Frank E. Gardner, in my literary endeavors.

And don't forget, my fellow erudites, Call of the Horror, can be read, in any, order.

>>17302293
You would do well to start her out on something simple. Plunging her into dense texts when she's not much of a reader will only dissuade her from it, and piling on reading material for her to check out, likely puts added stress on her, since you fervently want her to read them, and she doesn't have a natural inclination towards it.

Yet.

That's why you should have her read the Call of Horror series. It's my very own work that has been met with great reception and has excellent reviews on all major outlets. You've probably heard about it. It's a horror series that breaks the boundaries of what horror can really be, often my prose, unnatural and unkempt, can feel like a fever dream of sorts. Everyone has said that once they started, they couldn't put it down.

And the best part?

My series can be read, in any, order.

That's right. No matter where you start, you'll come out with a different meaning, depending on the order you read it. It's essentially fiction-within-fiction, layer-within-layer of meanings and symbolism. Reading my series is like a chess match where I, Frank E. Gardner, am your opponent, and the order you read my books, is your move on the Chess board.

So have her give my benighted series a try. It's only .99 cents on Amazon :)

>>17302055
Well, I've self-published, as traditional publishing wasn't ready for my work. I've had much success from it though, my books have garnered much attention, and been met with great reception. Make sure to check out my Call of Horror series.
To give a brief idea, it's essentially a series of primordial terror. Truly benighted. My pose is unnatural and unkempt, aiding the horrific tapestry I've woven into my tales, and there's a layer of depth and complexity that you'll find on par with even the best literature.

And the best thing?

It can be read, in any, order.

So give my series a try. It's only .99 cents. You won't be disappointed ;)

>>17300893
Hey, glad to know you enjoy our little, slice of paradise, here. If you're looking to step your /lit/ game up, have one over your peers, then make sure to check out my Call of Horror series.
To give a brief idea, it's essentually a series of primordial terror. Truly benighted. My pose is unnatural and unkempt, aiding the horrific tapestry I've woven into my tales, and there's a layer of depth and complexity that you'll find on par with even the best literature.

And the best thing?

It can be read, in any, order.

So give my series a try. It's only .99 cents. You won't be disappointed ;)

>>17297887
Available for free on Kindle

My book, Call of the Arcade, has many valuable insights, it does, to give to this question. If you want to really understand this, and you should, jews are responsible for all the problems in america, and, for that matter, all over the world, you should read the whole series, which, could be read in every order. Much obliged, and have a beautiful night, friends.

I really think i was on to something with this one. Anybody care to tell me what they tihnk? I really think you would love this thing if you are into genre fiction or have an open mind!