/lit/ - Literature

>GF starts bitching at me when I pick up a book right after sex.
>Tells me I read too much.
>Explain to her that she turned on the TV so I figured it was fine.
>"But I want you watch with me"
>Start watching her crap reality TV.
>About to lose my mind.
>Put my hand down her pants and start playing with the creamy peach.
>That fuzz after a waxing 5 days prior.
>She gets annoyed with me and tells me to read my fucking book.
>Continue reading.
>Next day I finish the book at lunch.
>Coworker bro asks me about it.
>He's interested in it.
>Offer to let him Borrow it.
>He takes it home after work.
>Climb into bed with GF.
>Phone rings
>It's coworker bro.
>"Hey man, do all your books smell like fucking pussy?"
>GF hears it.
>Books are banned from the bedroom now.
>mfw