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BURBAGE DIES, HEDWIG DIES, MAD-EYE DIES, SCRIMGEOUR DIES, WORMTAIL DIES, DOBBY DIES, SNAPE DIES, FRED WEASLEY DIES, HARRY DIES, BUT COMES BACK TO LIFE, VOLDEMORT DIES, TONKS DIES, LUPIN DIES, COLIN CREEVY DIES, RON MARRIES HERMIONE; THEY HAVE TWO KIDS: HUGO AND ROSE, HARRY, MARRIES GINNY; THEY HAVE THREE KIDS: JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS, SIRIUS DIES, DUMBLEDORE DIES, L DIES, BRIAN GRIFFIAN DIES BUT THEN COMES BACK AFTER ONE EPISODE, THE VENTURE BROTHERS ARE CLONES, AERIS DIES, SPIKE DIES, NEO DIES, TRINITY DIES, JACK SPARROW DIES, OBI-WAN DIES, QUI-GON DIES, YODA DIES, PADME DIES, BOROMIR DIES, GANDALF DIES, EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE, BAMBI'S MOM DIES, EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES, KRILLIN DIES, CHIAOTZU DIES, YAMCHA DIES, VEGETA DIES, PICCOLO DIES, GOKU DIES, GOKU DIES AGAIN, GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN, GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL, AND THEN DIES AGAIN, TELLAH DIES, MARIKO DIES, DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST, PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER, WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED, THEY FIND NEMO, THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE, ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED, TONY SOPRANO D, CRAZY 8 DIES, TUCO DIES, JANE JIMI HENDRIX'S TO DEATH, GUSTAVO TURNS INTO TWOFACE, MIKE DIES, HANK DIES, WALT KILLS THE NAZIS, JESSIE STRANGLES METH DAMON, WALT ACCIDENTLY AN HEROES, WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN, GRETCHEN DIES, DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE, MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF, ALEX IS "CURED", YOU JUST LOST THE GAME, THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE, PRIME DIES, TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON, MERCUTIO DIES, ROMEO DIES, JULIET DIES, CAESAR DIES, HAMLET DIES, TONY ALMEIDA DIES, DECKARD IS A REPLICANT, THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER, ONE OF THE QUEER COWBOYS DIES, THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST, ROCKY LOSES, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY LOSES, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY WINS, ROCKY WINS, REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS, WILLARD KILLS KURTZ, OH DAE-SU FUCKS HIS DAUGHTER, MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF STARS, ROCKY LOSES, THEN WINS, SCARFACE DIES, JOKER DIES, HUGO STRANGE DIES, RA'S AL GHUL DIES, SCARECROW DIDN'T DIE, JESUS DIES FOR OUR SINS, SPOCK DIES, W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME, THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER, THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL, SIMON AND PIGGY DIE, JAY GATSBY DIES, THE ANSWER IS 42, ALL 300 SPARTANS DIE, 28 WEEKS LATER EVERYONE'S STILL FUCKED, JASON LIVES, SNAPE DRACO KILLS DUMBLEDORE.