/lit/ - Literature

hate to be the one to point at the elephant in the room, but wtf is that picture supposed to be depicting

"How Rome was Raped by Jesus’s Penis of the Spirit, Contracting a Deadly Virus"

Hipsters read everything.

Exceptions?

>>1582437
so many male power fantasies at play here

>>1533000

yeah those annoy me- and all the fucking Foucault; 30 second philosophies. X in 90 minutes, how philosophy can save your life, from socrates to sartre, batman (south park, twilight, buffy, star wars, buttholes, etc) and philosophy, the basics writings of X- and my favorite, most recent, Porn and Philosophy.

>mfw

>>1526774

>mfw you think Gayatri Spivak is a man

>ICP wrote a book

>>1166808

>>1095656
>MFW Stag posted something funny

distracted me from the impact of the last paragraph as well
what was she thinking

Edward ran to the bathroom. He got lost at school on his way there. He ran into Jacop! "what a surprise to see you here, Jacob," sadi Edward to the Jcob. "I was just on my way to the bathroom said Jacob to the Edward" said Jacob to the Edward. "As was I!" Edward exclaimed sexily. But then he was not as sexily because his but was clogged with poo so he could not make love, or could he….?

Then Edward took a dump right there on the floor. It erupted from his anus like a volcano. "Seeing you a lways makes me poo my pants,"said Edward. "Mine too!" exclaimed the Jacob. Edward noticed that Jacob also had pooed his pants. Then it started leaking out all over the floor! "Oh no! We must save the children!" said Jacob to the Edwrd. Then Tristan flew in and ate up all the brown poo because brown makes him stronger, but Edwards poo was black because he is so gothis so he could not eat that poo it was evil and gothic. The black poo ate all the school children. The poo was pleased. Tristan was sad so Edward comforted him, with his gothic weenice. It is not black, though because He is not a black man and I don't like black people. The poo was so moved by the weenice of Edward that he flew away into the sunset. What will happen in the next episode?

>Scroll past thread, pay it no heed
>Realise I'm not on /mu/
>ItAOtS
>my face

>>662820