/lit/ - Literature

>deep psychological profiles

>>16057218
>If this thread is still up in a few hours I'll post mine on imgur next to a ruler
I'll try to keep it bumped~

>>11137116
You really think so, anon? Wow you are so caring, people like to talk shit about 4chan, but then a decent, simple minded, big hearted individual comes along and shows everyone how to be a decent, emasculayed, subservient drone. From the depths of my soul, I thank you for your sage advice and pray (you do pray, don't you?) for my swift "recovery". God bless you

I value plot and worship structure. Well formed characters and humanistic traits intrigue me. I wish to live through art, seek to make art my own. Yet I lack the word, the poise, the light

>>10698127
Shop....

she walks
she

masturbate
as
she
talks
up
rude
boys
at
the
innermost
nexus
girl

>>10690887
so close!
instant coffee
cream soda
weizenbock
water pulled up in a bucket from a well you've dug by hand

>>10689445
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>10675565
my diary desu

>>10669995
eschaton

/lit/ meme'd me pretty hard on this one, good one guys

>>10637594
>basing this on nationality in lieu of race
>not on the fact it was done by a phone-poster
>still mad at anime

>>10614139
sloppy, not sexy, not funny
>>10614245
robot fiction
>>10614296
great opening line. the most entertaining post because it is written like a person who has read too much noir, poorly attempts to convey wit via self hatred, and has clearly never has sex.
>>10614358
boring and generic
>>10614360
sort of ok, Rogan name drop cringey af, overuse of the word "butt" starts off lame, gets funny, then gets lame again. ending a bit too wink wink
>>10614372
that's male homosexual writing right there. not really my thing but well written.
>>10614453
try harder, painfully unfunny. the ball is the obvious target for misplaced sexuality
>>10614602
similes got a mild chuckle, then fart jokes? ok sure

Post your best work thus far and see how shit it and you actually are.

>>10594564
>>10594588
>Ooh, I came up with a better one.
Is the image flipped sideways because it's part of the experience?