/lit/ - Literature

>E.E. Cummings
>Percy Bitch Shelley
>Michael More Cock
>Charles Dick-ins
>Toni Whorrison
>William Fuck-her
>Emily Dick-in-son
>Virgin Wolf
>Albert Came

Why yes, the Song of Solomon is my favorite book of the Bible. How could you tell?

>start writing erotica story
>think about posting it to literotica when it's finished
>don't finish it because I can just imagine the ending in my head and writing the story up to that point already satisfied my urges
>realize I don't want the story traced back to me in any way in case I ever get a real book published

>>15297138
>mom found the book that doesn't exist that I won't name or post excerpts from because it doesn't exist and I just want to talk about mom/son incest on /lit/

What are some words that coomers have irrevocably ruined to the point that you can no longer say them in a non-sexual context without the people around you sniggering?
>cock
>fag
>gay
>pussy

>>14426905
>shoots massive nightmares
>doesn't even know anything about ontology, just fucking goes insane
>AAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOOOOING INSAAAAAANEEEEEEE
>extremely aesthetic right tentacle
>hate humans
>jerks off to humans going insane anyways
>his mere existence puts fear into humans everywhere, doesn't care
>only drinks his own insanity
>1000+ nightmares of your waifu, doesn't even know her name
>has never even heard of dream catchers
>shows the duality of being merely by his existence

EXTREMELY disturbing parallels.

What are the first literary accounts of the coomer?

>>14078665

>live for the sole purpose of satisfying its instincts
>cannot entertain abstract ideas unless it involves graphic pornography
>can tell the name of infinitely more pornstars than authors, scientists, artists or anything more related to societal achievement
>dedicate more time of their lives to masturbation than to any other activity, maybe even sleep
>"I'M COOMING, AAAARGH!"

I fail to comprehend how this creature could exist. A coomer is a beast that transcends virtues. They go beyond slave mentality yet do not go forward, but backwards. They revert to a animal state of cooming, eating and sleeping. While it may be judged as pathetic and uncivilized that a grown man dedicates most of his energy to toying with his girth, it's undeniable that the coomer is free from the corrupted "virtues" of the tribe.

The coomer, as he cooms, achieves true freedom.

Can anyone even put forward a philosophical argument against the coomer?

>>13815281
>I have nothing to contribute lmao.

Based coomer