/lit/ - Literature

>TAKE SHOWER
>DRY ASS
>PUT ON PANTS
>GO TO WORK
>ASS ALREADY SWEATY
>FEELS LIKE I SHIT MYSELF
>TAKE A SHIT
>WIPE MY ASS
>GO BACK TO DESK
>ASS ALREADY SWEATY
>FEELS LIKE I SHIT MYSELF

>>20807006
Still, most people don't need caffeine to be alert. If they did everyone with a non-retard job would be drinking coffee or soda.
The boost that it gives you might be worth it for big projects, where you'll be awake for hours on end, but you shouldn't let it get to the point where you require caffeine to function properly. Then you'll turn into one of those "If you talk to me before I've had my coffee I will fucking kill you" psychos.

>>20426627
programming

>tfw just got a phone call
>job offer
>65k a year
oh god oh fuck, i have to get my life together now what the fuck. ive been a degenerate for too long, how will i ever adjust. the last 2 years have basically been a constant party and now suddenly i have to become an average joe.
how will i ever get my shit together. im so scared bros..

>>19461834
Welcome to the modernism.

>Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's
Lmao how do christians cope with the son of god coming down from heaven to encourage them to fund corrupt and bloodthirsty pagan empires?

>>16937637
You plan on ...paying for digital books?

i admit i used to talk shit about marx/communism without ever reading a word of the literature or understanding anything about leftist politics but i have a question. if i'm understanding marx correctly, is it human labor that gives commodities value? as in, if there is an item, like a phone or chair, that is manufactured completely by machines, it's not going to be as valuable as a phone or a chair made, at some point, by human hands? that stuff made completely by machines don't turn much of a profit because goods ultimately derive their value from the surplus value exploited from people? does this mean automation is and always has been a meme? i may be overreacting but this worries me that our corporate masters intend to keep us enslaved indefinitely even if it means every person on the planet is working a bullshit job

you don't need to read marx to know what you do to your enemies OP

another year of wage cucking oh boy
at least i get 3 checks this month for being a good boy

are they just paying us to stop us from going postal?

There once was a wagie
that yearned to be free
he dreamed in his desk
about his pension and rest
'til the manager came to check up on him

>>11700419
Better catch up on those reports, Fresco.