/lit/ - Literature

>>6896698
http://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/2tap4s/the_martian_absolutely_amazing/

>GRRM dies
>anon, his most loyal fan, goes on a hunt for a legitimate heir
>trail leads to an old reclusive whore living in a dilapidated shack in the ozarks being cared for by a young man
>its GRRM's bastard child he had when he decided to lose his virginity at the tender young age of 52 to a hooker
>anon tells him it's his duty to finish his father's book but the kid is afraid to leave his simple life in the mountains and embrace society
>anon stays behind to convince him
>the two of them become friends
>rest of the story unfolds like finding forrester or some shit

>wake up, I have a present for you
>wat is it papa
>the man held the bottle of vaseline against the dying embers to illuminate it
>i found this in the barn while you were sleeping
>can we eat it?
>no
>then what is it for?
>you’ll see
>the man laid the tarp down at the root of the tree
>take off you’re pants
>but it’s cold papa
>its okay, we’re the good guys
>what are you doing papa?
>shhhh it’s okay, we’re the good guys
>the man cupped the boys testicles in his hand
>the tiny shriveled sac quivered against his cold callused fingers
>he brushed his finger gently across the boys gushing member
>the tiny veins strained against the chafes and goosebumps, lode or matrix
>papa im scared
>shhhhhhhh
>he lathered on a layer of the petroleum
>its cold papa
>I know, but it’ll get better