/lit/ - Literature

So I'm getting a cup of coffee at the bookstore. And the woman serving is a really cute redhead. And I finally get my nut up and ask her what her name is and then ask her out. "Really? You're going to sexually objectify me?" She says. "What? How the hell is asking you out objectifying you? I hate women like you." She laughs. "Just fucking with you." She gives me her number and email. "We aren't going out. We might be viable romantic partners, but we are not going to determine this through dates and drama." Wondering if she is a robot. "Okay, how will we determine it?" "I'll email you."

That night I get an email. "I have decided that I would enjoy having sex, and possibly more, with you. However, since I have just met you I will need to evaluate your character. You must read Crime and Punishment if you have not. I will question you about it upon your completion, and Cliff Notes will not help. Because I am not one to engage in a double standard, I will oblige a similar request on your part by completing any literature that you believe would enhance my life. After we have finished our books of choice, then I would be more than pleased to satisfy every sexual demand of yours that requires satisfaction, and I will do so in the most passionate way possible."

Tell her da Vinci code
>already read it, didn't like it
harry potter
>read them all
will think about it

At loss. In fact, I think this woman is just dicking me around. But should I give it a shot anyway?

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