/lit/ - Literature

>Be Christian
>Befriend Jew
>Have long chats comparing and contrasting our religions
>Swears that Judaism is better when it's basically Christianity with all the truly spiritual aspects taken out and replaced with bureaucratic tradition
>Can't even propagate that well since you have to take a Jew SAT if you're not born into it and they actively don't seek out converts
>Meanwhile Christianity can easily spread via one individual or none at all and for all intents and purposes make the followers immortal if they accept Jesus just once.
>Judaism on the other hand is really vague about the afterlife and basically boils down to "don't worry about it bro just live a good life and try to not get Holocausted."
>mfw Judaism is barely a religion

>tfw shitposting on /lit/ confirms the fact