/lit/ - Literature

>>6473991
>she looks pretty cute

> be me reading philosophy on the bus
> a couple of punks sitting behind me start talking about 50 shades Grey
> I exclaim "Ha, only uneducated swine read that filth"
> The punks start laughing
> Laughter means good, I will continue my rant
> So now I stand up and turn to these punks and at the top of my lungs I begin just tearing that book a new one
> I critique everything wrong with that book, not one thing I say isn't a valid point
> To prove to them that 50 shades of grey is a terrible book I pull out my binder which has a 20 page essay on what's wrong with mainstream media today
> The punks begin laughing hysterically
> I am confused
> Everyone on the bus is looking at me like I'm some sort of madman
> And to top it all off the bus driver hammers on the breaks, sending me flying down the middle of the bus
> I get up from the floor and look out the front window to see why the bus stopped
> mfw It was some lady reading 50 shades of grey