/lit/ - Literature

Shit goddam it's almost summer family. Describe for me a super hot, sunny day, /lit/, any location

>at local independent cafe, sitting outside
>reading nietzsche
>tilt book up so everyone can see i'm reading nietzsche
>put book down face down so the cover still shows on the table
>play idly with beard, contemplate deep thoughts, smoke cigarette
>young woman asks if she can share table with me, as there are three chairs but i'm the only one there
>i say sure
>she tells me she also likes nietzsche
>tell her that nietzsche is an entry level play-romp for eroticists, mystics and other bumbling pseudo-apes who either willfully ignore the awful truth or still have the wool pulled over their eyes
>she asks me what the hell i'm talking about
>i pull my pants down past my ass, start fondling myself and declare my masturbation a heroic testament to the idiocy and pretense of civilized society
>she is shocked but in a matter of seconds yells "Finally! Someone who understands!"
>she strips off her clothes and runs in circles around me, chanting gibberish
>after jizzing all over my paperback edition of thus spake zarathustra, i light the book on fire with my zippo and watch with curious intensity at how the semen fizzles in the heat
>she gives me her number
>i call it the next day, it's halliburton's customer service

Write the most poetic Tinder profile you can, /lit/. prose submissions welcome

>>6390096
this is /lit/, we don't carry spaghetti around, we vomit on girls like pic related, but who are prettier and less slutty