/lit/ - Literature

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

I've been saying since the election that Trump clearly had dementia and only now are you retards are putting it together.

I wish I wasn't the only smart one on this website.

If you think this thread sounds pompous, it's because I have every reason to be. It's hard work--it truly is--to educate the plebeian masses proper literary etiquette. And on this shitty board, there is a terrifying gap in brain power. There is you, the brainlets, and me, the wise. I haven't yet met another wiseman on this board, and I do not expect to. This is because each and all of you lack true personality. And it takes only true personality for writing to be good, which you cannot do.

It is to your misfortune that there shall be a new order in the way things will be handled here. As de facto emperor, I declare no more brainlet posts to be submitted unless that individual agrees to cede some bit of their shame--and dignity. I want you all to know who here is really pulling the strings on this board, because it's not me, it's you, the masses. I can only punch and fight back against the wind (I am no god, simply a humble genius), but against a disorganized mass of imbecile brainlets, there is no such action even I can take to save /lit/ from collapse.

With all this said, you should now have some rough understanding of where you sit and where I command. This board is yours for now, but mine for eternity.

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

oh, what could have been
if for one moment
i would stop thinking
about what could have been

>tfw to intelligent to read you're favorite book