/lit/ - Literature

>>15666369
>10th grade
>creative writing assignment only has to be 5 pages double spaced
>write nonsense about a school of magic where every character has no personality
>absolutely terrified when people at my table are checking on the rough draft of the first three pages
>end up writing over 11 pages because i wasted too much time earlier on writing the introduction
>finish it by having the characters who used to be enemies making up in a couple lines
>get a 97

>Decide to read the Bible
>I'm an atheist but it's surprisingly good
>Develop some theological ideas about god
>No one to discuss them with, so just think about them on my own
>Couple of weeks after I'm done reading it
>Walking to McDonald's to get myself some sweet burgers
>See Jehovah's Witness preaching and trying to recruit people
>Think nothing about it
>Go to McDonald's
>It's fucking closed for another 30 minutes
>Decide "fuck it" I'll go talk to him, at least I'll have someone to discuss theology with
>Talk a bit, mention some of my ideas, ask some questions
>He wants meet up later and talk
>Say sure, hopefully I won't get indoctrinated
>Meet up with him in a café some days later
>Be prepared
>Talk to him about the Bible, back up my ideas
>He is impressed, says in all his years he has never met anyone with the same views as me
>I think he's bullshitting just to seem friendly
>Keep talking anyway
>We go way past time
>Find out a couple of weeks later that he left his church, and is now banned from Jehovah's Witness meetings since he "denounced" his faith and adopted my ideas
>mfw I basically converted a Jehovah's Witness
>they now hate me

>tfw there is no God but me, and I can do anything I please

>>9533805
I don't care about your rules, homo. Blow it out your ass

>>9511913
anime and ulysses

Because I'm unemployed and the state pays for my livelihood, wagecuck

can't fail uni if I never enrol lads, checkmate
deciding on a trade or the merchant marines at the moment

>night
>to kill a mockingbird
It's even worse than I would expect of reddito