/lit/ - Literature

Is his writting good? If not, then why?

Try to prove me wrong.

Pro-tip: You can't

Why is George R.R. Martin incapable of writing for adults?

>>5907869


Holy shit that's a real quote, I just looked it up. Grum, you so crazy.

XXI's century tolkien?

>>5165720
I'm back.


>I'll slap a King in the mouth if he's being a brat
>Call yo momma Mrs Manderly cos she so damn fat
>She's a hound, a dog, face more fucked up than Clegane
>I got a bucket full of dragons and I’m gonna make it rain
>My dick spits venom like the Red Viper of Dorne
>Holla HBO we need more tits in my murder porn
>So much dolla for this crap I'm heading straight to hell
>I spent it all on pancakes like I'm Margeary Tyrell
>Shiieet I swear by the old gods and the new
>My gangsta heart gonna pop before ASOIAF is through

:Heart attack:

>Shit son this aint hell, where the fuck am I?
Where all whores go, and fiction legends come to die
>T-Tolkien? Is that you, you withered old arse?
Until your work on earth is finished, you shall not pass!

:GRRRR Martin wakes up covered in sweat and pancakes:

He totes out-Tolkeins Tolkein.