/lit/ - Literature

this is more /mu/, but:
>staring at some girls before a lecture at university
>hear them talk about music
>one girl seems not to be a pleb, likes NMH and has an interesting taste
>decide to attempt to engage in an intellectual, patrician conversation with her
>she is sitting with her friends outside the library cafeteria having some plebeian drink, probably tea
>somewhat nervous, usually don't go within 15 feet of plebeians
>employ my courage-walking style, flinging my legs everywhere to portray superiority
>"if she's not a plebeian, she won't have anything against me speaking latin" I think to myself
>as I introduce myself as a patrician nobility, they interrupt me
>"tempus morendi, pathicus!" they yell at me
>it was a set-up all along
>suddenly, speakers are playing skrillex
>overcome by plebeianity, I start hyperventilating
>cry for help as my voice fails me, all I can muster are high pitched gasps
>place a spare pair of roman sandals on my hands as I flee the scene
>plebeian mob chasing me, I can hear nickelback playing
>nearby plebeians pick up on whats happening, throws coldplay records at me
>one CD hits my leg, I trip
>quickly recover as my shoed hands hit the ground
>employ spider walk, increasing my run speed
>laugh to myself as the plebeians give up, patrician victory once again
>pull out mp3 player
>enjoy NMH as I devour my specially manufactured laurel wreath spaghetti crown