/lit/ - Literature

To the anon that posted that fat bastard:

>>5671420
Holy fuck, how can that fat bastard even walk?

>implying that that stockbroker won't be utterly traumatized by my death and my brains all over his $6000 suit
>implying that he will never recover from it
>implying that he will start to under perform at work, ultimately getting himself fired
>implying that his wife won't leave him
>implying that he won't lose everything
>implying that when he's evicted he won't find his sawed-off shotgun when he's grabbing whatever he can before moving out
>implying that he lives on the streets for weeks
>implying that he has had enough
>implying that he won't go to wa street with his shotgun
>implying that he won't go ito a crowded elevator and blow his brains out

Why is X the most practical, most useful letter in the alphabet?

Can we get a feet thread going?

Pic sorta related

>>5635688

>>5633123
Cry harder

>>5633124
Pic related

Will you suck her toes?

Fuck college debt:

>tfw I bum a cigarette and it's an American Spirit

>>5557137
Boy, it just got really hot in here.

>>5556012
o-okay

a-are you a g-grill?

>>5552402
Butterfly! It's really you.

I thought that someone overthrew you from your tripfaggotry.

"Pest"

Let's elope, my love.

Also, post feet or GTFO

Literary concession thread:

>tfw I went to a cemetery near my pad and I saw tens of thousands of graves
>tfw they all had a story
>tfw I'll be 6 feet under one day
>tfw people in a hundred years after my death will see my tombstone and look at the dates
>tfw they reminisce in a time that used to be
>tfw what will have I accomplished with my life in the time that I have remaining
>tfw my children and their children will all go through the cycle of life
>tfw my legacy will just be surname
>tfw we all die broke
>tfw I won't succumb to the capitalist machine
>tfw I will live the life that I want to
>tfw that's how it's meant to be
>tfw it's not about the money

It's not about the money, friends.