/lit/ - Literature

mfw this thread

bumping with reaction images to give you guys some time.

>human beings must suffer so I can enjoy another useless electronic gizmo

A somewhat-friend of mine seems to think that she's actually a good author. She's currently working on a "book" called Finally. She always uses an alias online-- Emily Ann Marie Faith Benjamin. Apparently, she's planning to change her name to it later on.

Anyways, she's created a small site and posted both the prologue and the first chapter of her shitty story. She has a tenuous grasp of the English language, but it seems that she doesn't actually know how to write good fiction. The bitch actually managed to work most of her friends into the story, including myself. I told her repeatedly to not include me, but she really doesn't listen. My name IRL is Jake, so she put me in as "Jake Xavier". She's the kind of person who enjoyed the Twilight series, and believes that her entire life is shit, even though she's spoiled. She's obsessed with a guy named David. He's a nice guy, and we share some mutual friends, but she can't shut up about him. From what I've heard, her mom is also a strict Christian. The girl just pisses me off. I can't be a dick, though, since she's friends with my girlfriend.

Here's what has been published so far.

http://finallyeamfb.webs.com/

If you can read through the whole thing without vomiting, I salute you. Good luck.

EDIT: She's actually using the webs.com site as both a blog and hosting for her story. Read the posts first, then read the story-- the link is in the sidebar to the left.