/lit/ - Literature

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Bleh.

Miserable.

She's not a good poet. A much better musician than poet.

But you know what she is?

She's a great songwriter, and a great lyricist.

And she's also fattening up very nicely. Look at her, this is from just a few months ago. Look at her plumping up, swelling in her hips and her thighs, the soft swell of love handles as her belly comes in.

I want to teach Lana how to write good poetry as I feed her and fatten her up. I'll take her through Shakespeare's sonnets as I gorge her on doughnuts. I'll recite Wordsworth and Coleridge's "Lyrical Ballads" as she feasts on cake and pie. We'll read Robert Frost and Wallace Stevens as she gloriously eats ice cream.

I'll make her a great poet and I'll swell her waistline. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be as good a female poet as Sylvia Plath. And she'll be wearing 5XL jeans.