/lit/ - Literature

>>2537964

>where was your fucking trigger discipline.

I didn't think it was loaded. I was just playing Austin Powers or whatever the fuck.

When I pointed the gun at her, I did want to kill her though. I was so fucking tired of her telling on me.

>>2465016

I do. I steal from everywhere. My shelves are full of library books because I steal them from the shelves, and whenever I move house I take out lots of books and keep them.

There's a second-hand bookshop near where I live and there's an old lady who runs it and all you need to do is say hello to her and she always trusts you as a fellow bibliophile. The shop's like a maze and she's got no line of sight - it's a joke really.

One time I was coming out and she said something like "didn't find anything you like?" and I told her nothing I could afford [sad frog face] and she gave me a copy of The Doors of Perception for free "just to keep me going". I had about 5 stolen books in my backpack so I couldn't even fit it in. I just took it off her and smiled and walked out.

>>2401614

I'm a white guy, but I've always thought The Stainless Steel Rat was a black dude. When I was a kid I just used to ignore the covers of the books, because for me Jim DiGriz is and always will be a brother.