/lit/ - Literature

>"I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie
>that's all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY,
>I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth,
>YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY,
>I wanted to put you in the cage... and get the oven hot... and feel your CUNT...
>your plump CUNT... and when it was plump enough to eat... to eat... EAT."

Dare I say /ourguy/

OK lit. So does Stephen King suck? Let's settle this by posting about king lit that doesn't suck. I go first

>the shining

oh baby

Religion, literature, hell and damnation?
Make way for the King of twisted image implantation.
I write books so fucked you'd think i was a nutjob
But I do this for fun, it's not a real job
I got a radio station playing oldies rock n pop
while i'm writing about zombies and 'Salem's Lot
So go ahead pick up your Cell
or pick up my book's and i'll show you hell
You theists believe there's a god up above?
Under the Dome you believe in his love
but what about down below in that twisted abyss?
Where IT and grey aliens all might exist?
So come on and join me and my heart in a jar,
Take a ride in Christine, my shiny red car
I've know just what you want here in Needful Things,
All I need is your trust, now follow your King