/lit/ - Literature

I listen to audiobooks and then go on /lit/ and pretend to have actually read the book.

>take one
>dont leave one
Anybody else do this?

>>21702363
id stick my fingers in on purpose

>tfw I post a post on 4chan that would get me cancelled, fired, excommunicated, beaten and raped IRL if it was traced to my identity

>>21373622
absolutely devilish

>>21255678
Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

>>20813859
I think paradise lost should be included as well, it's not as good as Shakespeare (which nothing in english is desu) but it's still amazing

>watch Stalker (1979)
>Mark Roadside Picnic as "read" on Goodreads

>>20192901
Impressive, very nice.
Now, show us the back cover.....

>>20073359
*ahem*
that unfinished rubik's cube will now be the first thing you notice every time you look at your shelf anon

>>19733450
I'm reading Dugin before anything else

>>19358762
>>19358768
To late, we're going to break this old man until he strips! There's no turning back now. hahahahahahhaahahhahaaha!

>>19320206
>[sic]

>Catholic, born and raised
>true believer for the most part. I can’t claim I’m perfect, but I do legitimately believe God is the Holy Trinity and the Lord Jesus Christ is the Son of God, that the Virgin Mary intercedes for me, that Christ is present in the Holy Eucharist, etc.
>hear some people are actual self-proclaimed Satanists
>am actually intrigued in finding out why someone would worship pure evil and align themselves with death, pain, and destruction
>start reading the satanic Bible
>“Satan isn’t REAL, okay, he’s just a symbol for us doing what we want. You should still be nice to people and not hurt anyone, okay?”
>alright, they’re just edgy weirdos
>later find out there’s such a thing as “theistic satanists,” who actually believe in satan and worship him
>again, I am intrigued at the worship of evil. Try learning about these guys. Start reading the Onyx Bible of Theistic Satanism
“Satan isn’t EVIL, he’s just MISUNDERSTOOD, okay? He’s actually really nice, he wants to enlighten us and help us out.”
What the fuck? I don’t want to sound like an edgelord, but I wanted to read works by fucking crazy people, who actually think rape and murder and mutilation are good. People who would sacrifice goats and children to demons. People who worship evil! Is that so weird?
What the fuck is the point of being a satanist if you turn satan into something good, something other than what he is?

I am the one who tricks...

>>18957859
>Dragon dildo connoisseur? Dude, that could totally be my thing!

>>18948803
>>18948794
Do it butters, just call them the N word and walk away

>>18880341
My more innocent fantasy is a life at sea. I want to be the captain of a sail ship and to spend my life cruising the seas, stopping at every continent and island. Absolutely free to be anywhere on earth.
My more deranged fantasy is pure lust for one girl who I have often fantasized about having sex with in every position, setting, context, etc. Pure fucking nonstop. I hate it because she has a boyfriend who is actually a friend of mine, and I feel immense guilt for having these thoughts. I'd like to think that I'd rise above this pure lust, but I dont think I can.

>>18601071
>I want to learn it for the rich library of Farsi literature

>Search for book
>Amazon wants me to buy the book for $20
>Search for "[book] pdf"
>download for free

>>18405164
Roland Hampe

>>18159217
n

>>17969593
The sly devil

>>17945014
Sometimes when I see two anons arguing, I jump in and pretend to be one of them with a retarded/inflammatory comment to see what happens.