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The hero's anti-magic barrier was too strong for the incoming flame laser, though, so it reflected right off into a pagoda.

"Khhh... how could this be?!" the villain shouted from 50 miles away. "Impossible!"

"Heh, you should've trained for 10,000 more years if you wanted to defeat me," the hero said, sociopathically. "Now try this on for size!"

All of a sudden, the hero flung such powerful and majestic Absolute Healing Magic that it overloaded the rules of the universe, reversing to become Absolute Death Magic. This would pierce the villains' Ultimate Pain Shield which had rendered him invincible up until now.

"But how? ..." the villain cried, before being disintegrated slowly in a ball of Death Mist Aura.

The hero merely chuckled at how such a fool could possibly think of defeating him. Insolence... with his Godlike Perception Magic he honed in on the villain's nearby underling who cringed in fear at such power.

"Send this message back to the Poison Tiger Sect," said the hero, spreading his arms wide as he floated in the sky.

"Y-y-yes anything you wish, magisterial master!" wept the villain's toady who had chosen the wrong master, the wrong magic, and the wrong life.

"I have torn asunder your sect's weakest member. Soon I shall obliterate your sect's strongest."

As a show of force, the hero used his Mystic Arts to shine brightly, demonstrating his absolute control over all the chi within a 50 mile radius. This chi would enhance his mana levels by 5000% on average, and 10000% if he found a Crimson Chi Locus using his Chi Dowsing Rod. Indeed, it would be simple to magnify his various powers by 10000% or even more, he decided, through proper channeling of his body's unique mana storage properties. By intense channeling training, all paths were open to him, including pursuit of the Gray Rat in Fiery Robes technique, forbidden to all except the most elite masters of the Poison Tiger Sect. Perhaps he would learn that technique sooner than he had planned, the hero mused, healing his minor wounds with his 400x speed regeneration capabilities. He then teleported away toward the mountains of the Poison Tiger Sect to retrieve his rightful technique.