/lit/ - Literature

>>19998333
When I became a wizard I either received esoteric knowledge about the true nature of women, or decades of observation combined with declining hormone levels let me see just how awful they are. I think if I had had sex before that point, I never would have really woken up and there'd still be hope for me. Now? No way. Plus, there wasn't really a good reason not to have sex in hindsight. Birth control mostly works and even if I'd knocked up some chick, it wouldn't have been the end of the world and at least I'd have reproduced. Grades weren't worth it, in fact having worse grades would have kept me out of nearly 6 figs of student loan debt, and I would have just gone into the trades like I should have.

Yeah I can afford hookers now but why pay money to interact with 3DPD? Seriously, you couldn't pay me to fuck a 3D woman at this point. The only thing that sucks is I know it didn't have to be this way, so I feel a bit of regret.

>>19824876
Being more intelligent than everyone around you isn't anything to brag about, OP. It's more a curse. I hate being surrounded by brainlets so much, and learning to manipulate them isn't helping me with my anger issues.

I just want to be a hermit for the next 5 years.

>>19808619
I'm content with my wizardhood. Who the fuck is dumb enough to think reading books would get you laid, other than Barack Obama?