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Alright OP, if you have money, go to your nearest tailor and ask for 2 of the nicest suits he has, yes blow out around 4,000-7,000 dollars, if you dont, apply for the credit and blow it out on the suit, also don't forget the shoes.

Then go find a Lacrose store near you, buy a lot of polos and shorts, if it's fucking freezing, man up, also a sweater vest and 2 sweaters.

Dress as nice as possible and always speak with yes sir no sir yes ma'am no ma'am no thank you!

Don't be retarded, never EVER shorten your words, DONT EVER SAY THANKS OR YEA,
Okay and mhm in a conversation is the best you can have, DONT EVER TELL A JOKE! You sound like the type of person that has shitty jokes.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT!
DONT MAKE NOISE WITH YOUR UTENSILS WHILE YOU EAT, EAT AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE, AND FOLLOW THE WAY THE PERSON AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE IS EATING,

I SUSPECT ITS EITHER HER GRANDFATHER OR HER FATHER!

IM WRITING IN CAPS TO MAKE THIS CLEAR!

Also, if you really want to tell a joke, look up etiquette jokes online, and maybe some stock jokes. Also bring some smart books,

http://www.amazon.com/Don-Quijote-Mancha-Spanish-Edition/dp/0307475417

Get this and buy a Spanish to English Dictionary!

Also, if they start to rant on you being poor or something, tell them you love their daughter and you plan on doing everything perfect just for her, if it gets even more awkward just say this.
"what do you recommend on doing? When you love a person you would do anything in your hands to be with them, and that is what I am trying to do."

Also, greet her mom with a hand shake and a kiss on each cheek. BUT NEVER TO GUY THATS LIKE SAYING YOU THINK HE'S YOUR BITCH!

Also, how long have you guys been together?

Don't think about proposing on x-mas or new years. If you're gonna propose, do it either on the 27th or 28th its inbetween xmas and new years.

And remember act confident, but not stuck up, they're going to be testing you, so just act middleclass/high class. make sure you dont try to show off the suit, just wear it as if you spent nothing on it, and if food falls on your close or it gets ruined, don't make a scene, even though it was expensive as fuck, dont make a scene, act as if it was nothing.


ASK YOUR GF FOR ADVISE! TELL HER YOU'RE NERVIOUS!

My sisters husband is poor and he did all this, first man my parents approve and they gave him a job, parents have spanish royal blood, and all of us have a bunch of companies and my parents never allowed my sister to date, when they found out her husband was poor but now isnt cause my dad gave him his shitty company that was going to shit and he brought it up, they didnt care, cause he proved worthy or whatever shit.

Also treat the mother and your gf like queens, as if theyre treasures, but dont over do it. open doors, ALWAYS OFFER HELP, and when you step you leave, tell them you a bit nervious to meet them, but you're glad you did because you had an astounding time, USE THAT FUCKING WORD, USE BIG WORDS TOO!