/lit/ - Literature

>>7924043
Farts

>I only wish I had been born earlier, so my hero James Joyce would smell my farts and title me 'His Little Farting Wallace'.

Sad last words really.

> Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek!

Was this fart sniffing faggot a shit poster?

Seriously though, this book is some wack shit. It's a chore to read for one bragging rights.

>>7920701
Were you his little farting anon in the dreams?

>>7916202
FARTS

BIG FAT FELLOWS

MERRY LITTLE CRACKS

FARTS

>STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

What did he mean by this?

> My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

> You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

> Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”

Why was he obsessed with cuckoldry?

I loved Dubliners as a teenager, but I haven't read anything by Joyce since. I went to my local book shop to pick up Dubliners, Portrait, and possibly Ulysses, but there are multiple different editions of each. Are any editions of any of these books particularly good, or should I just pick up the prettiest ones?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/2014/books/ref=zg_bs_tab_t_bsar#1

>>5940954
>not going alphabetical at the footnote level