/lit/ - Literature

>>21235277
I wish I were a happy raven during a time without man. I wouldn't mind being a golden eagle, blue whale, bear, or tiger as well. Being a human being is a pain in the ass. Imagine being a grizzly bear in the Tongass National Forest of Alaska relaxing around a river replete with salmon. Likewise, you likely wouldn't have to deal with issues such as the La Niña without mankind's existence. With time, I become more envious of animals and more bloodthirsty towards people. Granted, I feel great guilt over how industrialization makes life so difficult for non-human animals.
I resonate with Maldoror's dialogue with that human-fish hybrid and later the human-pelican hybrid in Les Chants de Maldoror. In addition, it reminds me of Irish Celtic tale "The Quarrel of the Two Pig-Keepers".
The day will come when I will read about Maldoror killing the young girl and removing her internal organs, and I will not feel anything. Despite this, I will never become callous towards animal suffering. The hatred I have for humanity is so strong that I could torture most of the edgelords here, and then record their cries of agony to listen to whenever I get depressed. A genuine homicidal urge makes you feel like your brain is splitting in two.
I wish I were a raven. Caw caw caw!

I would have preferred being a happy corvid or cetacean during a time with no man.

>>15702604
It doesn't bother me. In fact, I would have preferred to have been a happy crow instead of a human being. Only when the raven devours thy heart, can it be converted into light.

do women have souls?

No furry shit in this thread. I hate people who support bestiality and think they should be executed, and in fact, I would personally enjoying executing them myself, if it were legally permissible that is. Now onto the this thread's topic.

I wish I were a happy crow. I am sad I was born a human, but I put up with it. Crows are very cool. They are more intelligent than greater apes (e.g., New Caledonian crows even have evolution of tool design), clean, have nice familial values, and naturally monogamous. Crows kick ass.

I would love to see crows peck out the eyes of Jews too, the one race that embodies everything I hate in humanity. Just imagining Jews go "Oy Vey!" as the noble, magnificent crows peck their ugly eyes and hooked noses down to the bone always encourages me to push harder and be the best man that I can be.

One day I will help rescue crows.

>>13728629
I believe some animals have unlocked the mysteries of the universe. It has to do with contemplation. Some animals are more likely to be enlightened, such as pondering crows or whales. There were more enlightened human beings in the past though. The point is, theocracy is the best system of governance.