/lit/ - Literature

>>20164700
>become jewish

>>19446683
>>19446678
>>19446671
Gj anon. Reddit has no taste, what'd you expect. Ending false flat though, just the last sentence. I'd also refrain from capitalisation.
>When it came back on, I looked in the mirror and to my horror dangling from the missing ceiling tile directly next to my head was a pair of massive, perfectly sphereical, vascular, hairless, musty, grey balls. I screamed at the top of my lungs.
kek'd
>As soon as I got the keys I saw the shadows of feet underneath the door, as well as a large swaying shadow in between them.
also kek'd

Guys wtf! hahahahahahahah. Snigger is an actual freaking word. BRO! What the HECK! You English people! I'm literally ROFL-ing as I'm writing this. Completely bonkers. LOL. Absolutely BAT-DIDDLING-IN-SANE! Anyway, how's your day /lit. What are you currently reading?

>>19411212
That's not mine. That's my roommates. Wrapped in the cloth below is my weekly quinoa with parmesan cheese, den seeds, paprika, garlic onions and bacon. For the rest, my diet consists of thee, milk and copious amounts of sugar. Drowning any dish in onions sauce, Maggi, and mountains of salt. "De Ruijter" sugary fruit sprinkles on bread and thickly-spread, Irish butter and Lays Sensations spicy chicken flavour chips drowned in oil and fat.

>>19238525
All this so I can sit in front of a screen catatonically hallucinating to images that have been perfected over a hundred years to satisfy my drooling monkey brain. Watch it clap as you wind it up! “Eat the bugs, live in the pod.” Thank you... I guess.

Money won’t resolve this issue, I need to relocate. It’s the city, I swear to God it’s the fucking city. It’s the root cause, cradle of culture my ass, ANIMALS! I’d rather die anonymously, I don’t need their products, I don’t need 24/7 grocery stores, I don’t need fast and accessible ATM’s, I don’t need cheap transportation. I don’t need processed garbage from chains with great reputability, reviews, customer service and convenient delivery to your very doorstep for only $9,99!!! INTEGRATE!

“Look at this pathetic idiot.” He said.

I want silence, I want wind, I want unpolluted air, I want my own fire, I want water I can swim in. I need an out, I wish there was an out, there is no out, I’m stuck here forever...

This is no way to live, I wish I could just have a good hard cry, family is important. HOME SWEET HOME. I wish I’d just crash, but the crash never comes, it will always be like this, sometimes I imagine myself taking a deep breath, stepping onto the tramline, and getting crushed, utter bliss...

“Oh woe unto me, woe to whoever allowed me to be born, cruel world” “I’m so sad, yes, feel sad for me, cry for me please, OH PLEASE” Damn, I’m so sorry, little slip of the tongue, almost seems like I’ve expressed myself there for a second.

Step 2: Something about worms. I am sooooooooo special...

09/03/21(Mon)03:10:14 No.41502408
“I like his writing style. Artists deserve to make it, especially in a withering world like the one we inherited.”

09/03/21(Mon)03:14:32 No.41502410
“I like your writing. Expressing ones sense of being trapped can feel liberating and empowering. But that’s only short term. You got to get practical and think of the long term, because eventually it’ll even take your short term relief away.”

09/03/21(Mon)03:33:12 No.41502503
“Stop being such a faggot and do something, visit your parents
go on vacation, leave your job and live in the woods like a hermit. I don’t know, something instead of whining like a little bitch.”

09/03/21(Mon)03:45:23 No.41502780
“Die.”

>>18781379
This. Hubbard was just trolling some scifi colleagues and poof he created nightmare that literally drove him insane. Imagination is a hell of a drug

>>16594602
>Wagner was a midwit through and through
>he composed disney tunes before disney
Oh my gosh, Butterfly is such a retard.

These threads are hilarious
>someone implies life isn't all that great
>immediately people emotionally lash out with
a barrage of insults

the cope is palpable, is it really that hard to admit it to yourself? jesus anyone with a brain can see that this shit is garbage it's not hard to admit and potentially come to terms with it instead of getting all butthurt. Anything to keep their illusions in place

>>11793399
>'i...it's not the 'no true scotsman' fallacy' yells increasingly angry redditor utilising the 'no true scotsman' fallacy to justify his ideology

>>11153777
>blue fish sketches

>>11142614
>game design
Anon, I...

>he thinks scientology is evil because of south park

>>10341141
>implying you didn't just respond to tom cruise with a picture of him

>he hasn't read Dianetics

>>10234250
>anti-scientological canard

this
tfw so these are the power levels of neckbeard reddit nu male poltard pseud hack NEET beta virgin ubermensch bald spooked manlet chad literal centrist retard faggots....
literal unironic JUST has me like no gf so you should kill you are self
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHABABABBAHAHHAHAHHHAHBAAHAHH
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAH

>>9836925
>>9836953

>all the subvocalets ITT

>>9770902
>I'd bet that there are a lot more writers who were M than STE because M requires a certain amount of interaction with other human beings/thinking about what makes human beings healthy or frail.
>>9770906
>Wait, I'm stupid, the M in STEM stands for "mathematics" and not for "medicine."
The former is still correct, but not for the reasons you mentioned. Depending on the problem at hand, it often takes more computational complexity to solve a problem than to validate the solution. That is why a brainlet like you are still able to enjoy the genius of others.

>>9398876

>>9379945