/lit/ - Literature

>>22275059

Food stamps. Section 8 housing. Get an under-the-table side hustle to buy the things you want. Spend all your free time exercising, studying, creating works of art and literature. Make your girlfriend go to work and bring home bucks. Constantly neg her confidence so she never strays. After all, with all your time spent exercising you'll have the body of Adonis. She is your pay pig, you are her king. As a bonus, force her to squeeze out some kids so you can absorb even more welfare while simultaneously spending zero time and effort on any of them. This way, you can achieve the four pillars of perfect living: reproduction, leisure, creativity, and being swole.