/lit/ - Literature

This happened probably almost a year ago now
>walk into downtown bookstore
>i think i bought a bound Aristophanes that time
>going to check out, pass a short african-american man buying CDs
>woman walks in with a pet snake wrapped around her neck like a scarf
>apparently knows the cashier, and we all comment on the snake
>black guy walks up to the counter and suddenly looks like he's shit his pants, scrambling back to the wall in a second flat
>AW HELL NO
>woman laughs and offers to let him pet the snake, I'm trying not to laugh my ass off

that was pretty good. Not much happens there though, I'm usually alone in the store

One other time
>holed up in the back of the store for a while looking for something
>walk to the front to check out
>this Colonel Sanders looking motherfucker is standing bowlegged at the door
>he's a head above everyone else wearing a white suit with a silver cane and a white fucking cowboy hat
>talking extremely loudly about Steve Ditko
>walk up next to him awkwardly
>he loudly praises me for my taste in literature
>walk away smiling and proud of myself for impressing the KFC guy
>never see him again

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these fucking bitches