/lit/ - Literature

>>10282608
Hmm, that's a little more difficult to work. I could probably put in a half-assed one paragraph ending thing where the arena turns out to be a Schrodinger Box and it's impossible to know the winner, but I don't really know if that would be funny or enjoyable.

>>10282605
I have a useless degree in Politics and Cultural Studies, so I know a thing or two about dumb philosophers, but nowhere near enough to talk about anyone contemporary, so I think super powers is a good move. The flipside is, I can explain a solution for almost any political argument with "Oh, yadda yadda Hegelian Dialectic, yadda yadda Gramscian Ameleoration, more yadda Foucault's Repressive Hypothesis, some more yadda Heidegger I guess."

>>10282612
That actually sounds possible, maybe I'll give this a shot. I'll post whatever I write tomorrow at around noon, before I go to work, but I'll give particularly depraved anons a while to post some suggestions.

>>10282626
... Are you going to masturbate to this later? I get a distinct masturbation vibe, though the concept sounds pretty funny.

>>10273071
I'm stunned.

This is fantastic bait, well done anon. I'm both shocked and surprised that you managed to get the tone exactly right. Game respects game.