/lit/ - Literature

Gardner's first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free! https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
And until Frank decides, once again, to commit abusive lawfare, you can buy a copy at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKB7QZ3B

Pure garbage, just like the other 15 books in his cacas librorum.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free! https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
And until Frank decides, once again, to commit abusive lawfare, you can buy a copy at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKB7QZ3B

>>22568796
The OP asks for horror novels,not horrible novels. Your cacas librorum isn't fit to litter-train a puppy. Also, the insulting satire of Gardner's awful brain-droppings is far more entertaining...you can read it for free at https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

>>22567694
That's not Gardner...that's an insulting satire of Gardner's cacas librorum.
And I just ordered another two copies, to join the paperback I already own! I'm a true fan of this book...something Gardner wishes he had for his brain-droppings. Sucks to be him!

Your public self-stroking didn't fool anyone the last ten thousand times you tried it...it's not going to fool anyone now. Even the newest of newfags can see right through you. And, by far, the best book in this genre is the insulting satire someone wrote of your crappy work. Everyone can read it for free at https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

None of your works are popular, Frank. Several /lit/ authors outsell you by a wide margin. Mike Ma and Jason Bryan come to mind. You're a pathetic nobody and you have no reason to live. No wonder someone wrote a biting satire of your crappy work; everyone can read it for free at https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

>>22523568
And you can read this insulting parody for free: https://pastebin.com/ruwQj7xQ

Gardner's first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf

>>22420325
Gardner's first 16 books ( are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers. That includes his talentless CYOA.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
I warned you not to think about it, groundskeeper.

>>22365998
dumbass...Call Of United Airlines is a parody of the groundskeeper's "books".

By far, Call Of United Airlines is the best book in the series.
Gardner's first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
And if this is "spamming/flooding", then so are these shill-spam posts, and getting banned for reporting them sounds like petty, small-minded, mean-spirited, insecure bullying.

>>22312631
>I half believe that the farmer book was never even for sale
It was. Here's my paperback copy: >>22293376

Without a doubt, Call Of United Airlines.
His first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
There are some rumors Gardner didn't actually write this, but I don't believe them...after all, who else in the entire world writes this crappy?

Certainly not the crap pictured in the OP.
Gardner's first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
But somehow, his 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but you can't have everything.
So skip the first 16 garbage-tier books, and read Call Of United Airlines instead.
Even better, you can download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
There are some rumors Gardner didn't actually write this, but I don't believe them...after all, who else in the entire world writes this crappy?

Fuck off already, Francis Edward.
No one believes you have any sort of organic fanbase...it's all spam-shilling and samefagging.
Your first 16 books are unedited pre-kindergarten gibberish & aren't worth the electrons it takes to store them on Amazon's servers.
Yet somehow, your 17th book is a vast improvement! Vastly fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors!
The MC is the usual self-insert, and the plot is the usual meandering dream-like incoherent babble, but some things never change.
And it was so nice of you to let everyone download it for free!
https://files.catbox.moe/aw9gz2.pdf
I've heard some rumors you didn't actually write this, but I don't believe them...after all, who else in the entire world writes this crappy?

>>22267076
if someone doesn't post the e-book in public, i'm going to scan the whole thing in and post it myself