/lit/ - Literature

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The Official Religious /lit/erature Tier List

S Tier:
>Job, Psalms, Proverbs (Old Testament)

A Tier:
>Genesis, Exodus, Esther (Old Testament)
>The Gospels (New Testament)
>"All I Want for Christmas is You"
>A Christmas Carol (Dickens)
>It's a Wonderful Life
>The Nutcracker
>How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Book & Animated Featurette)

B Tier:
>The rest of the Old Testament
>The Union Haggadah
>"Twas the Night Before Christmas"
>Scrooged (Bill Murray film)
>Miracle on 34th Street
>Die Hard
>Gremlins
>"Carol of the Bells"
>The Festivus episode of Seinfeld

C Tier:
>The rest of the New Testament
>"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
>The Quran
>Run-of-the-mill Christmas movies
>Principia Discordia
>Early 2000s Grinch live-action feature

D Tier:
>"Jingle Bells"
>Most other Christmas carols
>TV Christmas specials
>Satanic Bible
>2018 Grinch animated feature
>"Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"

F Tier:
>"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
>The Book of Mormon
>Dianetics

Fucking Why Tier:
>"Dominic the Donkey"

Can't speak to the Upanishads or the Tanakh because I haven't read them.

>inb4 "songs aren't /lit/" — they're poems set to music
>inb4 "tv/movies aren't /lit/" — they have scripts