/lit/ - Literature

>accidentally skimmed a review on goodreads
Book ruined

>poem has no rhymes

>>22023732
But for real, when I was a kid my class was full of this kind of pseuds. They all have grown up to be blank NPCs with no personality

>>22033410
You're an obese woman with blue hair and nobody loves you. Either this, or YNBAW

>>21976280
Yeah I wonder what the author of this chart believes in, it isn't easy to deduce this kind of information

>>21677795
>founder of modern politics
>pointless navel-gazing
anyway, here's your (you), based retard.

Why do women like reading romance novels so much?

>friend invites me over every Saturday to take turns reading poetry from her massive collection
>last Saturday she was reading The Charge of the Light Brigade
>she starts choking up while reciting it and tears run down her face
>at the end she covers her eyes with her hand and silently sobs
>mind you this is a woman who made fun of Titanic for being “corny”
>ask her what is the matter
>oh she says sniffing, imagine all those men dying, not for a woman, not for their children, not for anything except duty. Duty and honor and she starts crying again
>don’t have the heart to tell her they were dying mostly just because an order got fucked up

Do women really?

>>21529243
>Finnegan’s

Why do writers smoke?

It's called ao3 retard. Literally millions of smut fics for you to hack off to, there's absolutely no restriction or limit. You can browse by 'loli' and find thousands of stories. The 'rape' tag has 255,000 stories under it.

>It's a Daenerys chapter

>English translation of a book of historical significance
>there's a forward giving "context" to the book
Why the fuck do publishers do these? I always skip them because they're gay as fuck. Don't tell me what to think.

>there are anons here who have never been intimate with a women

>>20672820
>>20674481
>>20674487
>there are anons here who watch YouTube videos

>>20621882
>That moment when you find the absolute perfect present and just knowing they'll love it is one of the best feelings in the whole world.
No one is saying that isn't true but how much do you want to bet her has a "Live, Love, Laugh" stencil? He also used the term "sameguy" instead of "samefag."

>>20423140
>a childish find-and-replace ripoff of the Gospel of John
Do Guenonfags really?

>>20392693
He's still a she/her in Dutch?

>>20370422
>much more complex and useful systems,

>>20364515
>Personally i would chisel the dedication into the atrium of every faculty building, so that no-one has to suffer through non-constructive math lectures.
Go away, retard.

>>20336521
>typical female response

>yfw god is dead rhymes in german

>>20284995
>No philosopher in history has ever defended subjective idealism

>>20285441
>It is well known [...] in social science