/lit/ - Literature

>>1183417

No, don't get me wrong I agree that the way a child is raised can have serious effects on his personality and knowledge, however your genes also plays a vital role in your development and it annoyed me that he completely discarded this with out anything more than anecdotal evidence.

>>1183422

To "pedal" something is to be an active proponent of it, sorry Americafag I forgot how much you guys corrupted your own language.

Anyway, my superhot Freudian analyst girlfriend—whose name I’m not going to give you, because I don’t kiss and tell, so I’ll just refer to her as “Dr Jokasta Wieseltier”—and I were on vacation in South Florida, for reasons that escape me.

And one night, we were at a bar-slash-restaurant, just across the street from our hotel, and there was this drunk fratboy there.

And you could tell that he clearly thought he was hot shit. He was hitting on every woman with a pair of tits and a pulse, not that any of them were allowing him to get close enough to grope the pair or take the pulse. Because he was drunk, and he was a fratboy. And the only kind of woman who would have sex with a man like that would have to be seriously maladjusted, or an emotional masochist, or desperate, or all three.

And my superhot Freudian analyst girlfriend was none of these things. Neither were any of the other girls in the bar, it would seem. Because the fratboy was striking out every time.

I turned to my superhot Freudian analyst girlfriend and said to her, “Hey, gorgeous. You’ve undergone Freudian analysis, right?”

She sighed huskily and said, “Terminable or interminable?”

“Both, if necessary,” I quipped.

“You know downright well that I had to undergo Freudian analysis to become a Freudian analyst, stud.”

“Yeah, I know, I was working up to something here.”

“What?” she said, her full ripe breasts heaving as she sipped her Cosmopolitan.

“Can you remind me what Freud said about men who have a Don Juan complex?”

She moistened her lips with her pert perfect tongue, put down her Cosmopolitan, and sighed. “It wasn’t Freud. It was Otto Fenichel, who was admittedly a Freudian, in his meisterstück The Psychoanalytic Theory of Neurosis.”

“Well, what does Fenichel say about Don Juan?”

You sound like the protaganist in a J.D. Salinger book.

Read his short story "A Perfect Day for Bananafish".

>>1119501

Freud was a badass and you know it.

PLEASE PLEASE

Draw Jung giving Freud a blowjob.

I'll fucking love you forever, ever.

>>879622

Tell me more about that.

Hey /lit/, I just started studying psychology before the summer and spent about two weeks having the differences between introversion and extraversion being explained...

Could you please suggest some good psychology reading material for beginners so I actually learn something this year?

>>860413
Do go on.

>>638552

>Implying those aren't related.

>>579826
It's about dicks. It's all about dicks.

my face your marketing gtfo

no Sigmund FRAUD already? am dissapoint.

Good introduction to Freudian thought?

That is quite interesting, >>460358.

Now, tell me about your mother.