/lit/ - Literature

>>13614550
Simple singin', sitting, thinkin', and a drink to have sippin'. Friend to the left, an axle at the right. Forgot who I was from such a long night. But costumers don't wait, and my wife's wallet ain't safe. So come in, free to see, run by my friend and me, Sneed's Feed And Seed, enter as you please.
>>13614578
Good.
>>13614748
Low effort.
>>13614752
>>13614769
High effort.

What author has writing like David Byrne? To give some examples;
>Aliens read our fiction books and watch our news. They get them mixed up. Money an be rolled into paper balls. It is less likely to stick together then normal paper. There has been cases were peoples shoe's have gotten stuck to their feet and could never be removed. Sex is a job. Work is a job. If you imagine a face in your head for long enough, your face will become like it. I know every living creature. Aliens think factories are musical instruments. They sing along 8 am to 5 pm. No music on weekends.

>>12825965
If it's not a human then it must be transportation. I'd reccomend a swift deletion and removal without resistance. There is no plus. What is minus? Landmine? Lands and lands of mines and yours. Who's who? I'm you, that's ONE. then there's the OTHER, that's One two, right? One, TOO. Two? You read/heard? As saying "I left it outside. Before I came in you told me it was important for you to tell me something." WHAT was it? Oh, ok.!