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>stage one: declare that all journalists will be executed
>stage two: by the time we're halfway through killing them the other half will have pissed off
>stage three: replace the reporters who covered fluff with comedians
>stage four: replace the reporters who covered real issues that need to be in the public eye with insurance fraud detectives, but their reports are public.
>stage five: the rest of the unslaughtered """journos""" can now fill the employment gaps in the fast food industry